“Item Bhajans” – Seek your Karma with Kareena and Katrina

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"Item Bhajans" are the new rave gripping Indian masses as they seek to attain karmic salvation together with Kareena, Katrina and alikes. Take a look. … [Read more...]

Drive in carpool lane with corporation papers?

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California: As Math theory goes, if A=B and B=C then A=C.  California activist and consultant for nonprofits named Jonathan Frieman applied the same theory, driving in a carpool lane with Corporation papers in the passenger seat. Unfortunately he was pulled over for driving alone and got into … [Read more...]

Catarina Migliorini who sold her virginity for $ 780,000 appears in Playboy Brasil

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RIO DE JANEIRO – Catarina Migliorni, the Brazilian woman who auctioned off her virginity to the highest bidder, is on the cover of January’s Playboy magazine in Brazil.  The 20-year-old virgin sold her first sexual experience to a Japanese man for U.S. $780 thousand dollars in an auction that … [Read more...]

India signs long term trash deal with Sweden

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Stockholm: Believe it or not, Sweden has run out of trash and is looking to get more of it. Sweden's program of generating energy from garbage is wildly successful, but recently its success has also generated a surprising issue: There is simply not enough trash. Only 4 percent of Swedish garbage … [Read more...]

No poll booth grabbing in US polls, Indians aghast

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NEW DELHI: As the US election machinery gets into action for the final stage of voting,Indian netas and voters alike have been overcome by a wave of sympathy for their American counterparts.  "There has not been one incident of booth grabbing. What kind of election is this," asked an MP from … [Read more...]

Pakistani model Tehmeena Afzal beats Poonam Pandey to appear on Playboy

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Beverly Hills: The compelling concept behind E.B. Rice’s 1912 Tarzan was not a story of some wino slumming in the woods. It was a cleverly packaged Eugenics ideal (Bio-Genetic Law had just been proposed) that a helpless child (of noble birth) could be introduced into a hostile environment, like an … [Read more...]

Sarah Palin- An interview

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“And you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska”, these fearful words of Sarah Palin resulted in a huge migration of people from Alaska to the West Coast http://www.multihousingnews.com/news/west/the-creative-class/1004037852.html. People feared that if she can see the Russians, … [Read more...]

Ben & Jerry’s Sues Porn Company

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NEW YORK -- Ben & Jerry's considers "Ben & Cherry's" in bad taste. The ice cream maker that introduced the flavors Schweddy Balls and Karamel Sutra sued the maker of "Ben & Cherry's" X-rated DVDs Wednesday, saying the "hardcore pornographic" films have smeared its reputation. The … [Read more...]

Real Life Chuck Norris (aka Rajanikanth)

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Osama’s cook released: Next Food Network star?

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Guantanamo: Osama Bin Laden's cook, Ibrahim al-Qosi, has been released from Guantamamo detention center after 10 years. The infamous cook was well known within the elite Afghani circles for his creativity and irresistible Lamb Biriyani and Boti Kabobs. Rumors have it that the cook delighted his … [Read more...]

Spelling Bee to create new category for South Asians

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The 85th Scripps National Spelling Bee competition ended on a familiar note as Snighda Nandipati, an eighth-grade student from San Diego, California, spelled G-U-E-T-A-P-E-N-S to become the fifth American youngster of south Asian origin to win the venerable competition in as many consecutive … [Read more...]

S&P accidentally downgrades itself

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New York: Ratings agency Standard and Poor has been on a downgrading spree. After downgrading the US Bonds (which ended up boosting the US Dollar), S&P has since downgraded Greece, Italy, Spain, Ireland and India. All these countries hope to see a similar turn in the fortunes of their currency … [Read more...]

Mumbai’s famous Topaz bar opening dance bars in New Jersey & London

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London: In an interview with Reuters while in London as part of the South Asian Literature Festival, Leela Bai the spokesman for Topaz bar said that she met a number of people who are planning to launching the dance bars in UK and USA with Topaz's expertise. What is a dance bar? The dance bar … [Read more...]

Renowned Atheist turns into a God believer in 10 minutes

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Jaipur: It took a mere 10 minutes of driving through Indian traffic to convert renowned Atheist Gabrielle Skrimnovski into a God believer. Gabrielle apparently jumped from the Rickshaw that he had rented and was last seen running away begging God for mercy. Check out the following video and let … [Read more...]

Attwal Family from Ludhiana declared a National Heritage

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Punjab: The Indian department of Archeology has declared the Attwal family from Ludhiana Punjab as a National Heritage. The Attwal family achieved this unique status after the national census board completed its analysis of the 2011 census. Parminder Singh Attwal is a farmer and part-time … [Read more...]

Indian Squatting officially declared National Passtime

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Kolkota:If you drive around any city in India you will first notice the chaos, traffic, pollution and non-stop honking of vehicles. But if you observe carefully, in between all this chaos, you will notice the calm and composed figures of the Indian Squatters. These individuals are known to assume … [Read more...]

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