Cops in India arrest kids for a question on Facebook

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MUMBAI: The Maharashtra police have arrested a five-year-old child for allegedly making disparaging remarks about Spider-Man on Facebook. Apparently, the child posted a question on his wall: "There is no zipper in Spider-Man's suit. Where does he pee from?" Another child who liked the comment was … [Read more...]

Meat eaters are more likely to commit offences says Indian Education board texbook

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NEW DELHI: Days after it was revealed that chowmein can lead to rape, a new textbook for Class VI says non-vegetarian "food causes you to easily cheat, tell lies, forget promises, be dishonest, steal and commit sex crimes". In other words, consuming non-veg turns you into a politician.  Apparently, … [Read more...]

Hours before London Olympics, Team India ecstatic over magical boxing kits

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With only a few hours to go for the 2012 London Olympics, India's strongest and largest contingent at any Games in history, is facing a very, well, Indian dilemma. Instead of priming themselves to get in the 'zone' as their respective events draw near, a number of top medal hopefuls are excited … [Read more...]

Lokpal Bill: CBI now under Lokpal jurisdiction (with restrictions)

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Delhi: In a major win for the Team Anna camp, the UPA government finally caved in to political and public pressure and agreed to bring CBI under the Lokpal jurisdiction. However citing resource constraints the CBI will only investigate corruption and fraud cases only if the fraudulent amount of … [Read more...]

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