Ballmer shopping for black turtlenecks after stellar launch of Microsoft Stores

July 12, 2012 By 4 Comments
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After the stellar success of Microsoft Stores, with lines of faithful followers wrapping around the shopping malls for miles, the CEO is now heard to be shopping around for black turtlenecks. There are also rumors of an advertising blitz that will make fun of how uncool Apple was by copying … [Read more...]

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Finally a Microsoft product that reflects its design philosophy!

June 24, 2012 By 5 Comments
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Redmond: Finally a Microsoft product that reflects its design philosophyz: This week Microsoft announced a product that ties closely to it's design philosophy.  Apple executives quiver in fear. Apple had always prided itself on how well thought through it's products are.  Jonathan Ives' had … [Read more...]

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