Another Rap on Delhi Bus

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New Delhi: As the city and country is still protesting the grotesque  rape of a 23 year old woman, news of another rap on a city bus hit the headlines. The new incident was reported on a Delhi city bus that was headed from Noida to Ghaziabad. The horrible rap act was performed by a gang of Medical … [Read more...]

Meat eaters are more likely to commit offences says Indian Education board texbook

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NEW DELHI: Days after it was revealed that chowmein can lead to rape, a new textbook for Class VI says non-vegetarian "food causes you to easily cheat, tell lies, forget promises, be dishonest, steal and commit sex crimes". In other words, consuming non-veg turns you into a politician.  Apparently, … [Read more...]

No poll booth grabbing in US polls, Indians aghast

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NEW DELHI: As the US election machinery gets into action for the final stage of voting,Indian netas and voters alike have been overcome by a wave of sympathy for their American counterparts.  "There has not been one incident of booth grabbing. What kind of election is this," asked an MP from … [Read more...]

Terrorist Kasab down with dengue fever, mosquito to be felicitated

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MUMBAI: Biryani-loving Pakistani terroristAjmal Kasab is said to be suffering from high-grade fever after being allegedly bitten by a mosquito. Sources say an inquiry has been ordered into how the mosquito managed to infiltrate the high-security prison.   However, the actions of the brave Aedes … [Read more...]

Indians shocked after going 2 days without a scam

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NEW DELHI: In a shocking development, India has gone a full 48 hours without a new scam being reported. There was an uproar in Parliament over the lethargy shown by the government in the field of corruption.  The leader of the opposition in the Lok Sabha said: "India is among the world's top … [Read more...]

Veena Malik to be deported to Pakistan; Millions follow

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New Delhi:  The Swiss embassy in New Delhi was shutdown after it was swamped with millions of Indians demanding immediate deportation to Switzerland. The deportation craze took off after Veena Mailk, the Pakistani actress based in Mumbai India, declared her support for the Pakistan Cricket … [Read more...]

Higher your education, harder it is getting a job

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NEW DELHI: India's official unemployment rate last year was so called 3.8%, data released recently by the Labor Bureau shows, but, as always, averages hide many stories. A closer look at the numbers shows that unemployment rises with education level to 10% among graduates. So what does this mean for … [Read more...]

Prime Minister of India breaks the vow of silence (A.K.A Maun Vrat)

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New Delhi: In a turn of events , the Prime Minister of India Manmohan Singh breaks his vow of silence( A vow of silence is a personal pledge to refrain from speaking). Mr. Singh took this oath to remain silent with the intent of contemplation  since January 1st 2012. Since then, he communicated by … [Read more...]

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