‘Devil’ baby walks at four weeks and breathes fire claims a mother

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London: In a bizarre claim, a Columbian mother has said that her one-month old son is ‘the devil’ who breathes fire and has already started walking.Ana Feria Santos, 28, gave birth to her son last month in the town of Lorica, near the Caribbean coast, but says her joy quickly turned to fear … [Read more...]

Benny Lava Inducted in Crazy Lyrics Hall of Fame

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London: Benny Lava has been inducted in the top 100 crazy song lyrics of all time. The Youtube sensation featuring Prabhu Deva was awared this laurel in the 2012 Billboard Crazy Music award function at London's Opera House. Check out the lyrics and share your thoughts and comments. … [Read more...]

The raunchiest music video of the year? Sex tape or Music Video?

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London: We bet there wasn't a party like this in the Big Brother house. CBB star Georgia Salpa and Made in Chelsea pair Spencer Matthews and Hugo Taylor star in the video for Clement Marfo and The Frontline's new song, Last Night. The reality television personalities looked slightly lost as the … [Read more...]

Wife’s consent must for performing man’s bodily necessity in UK

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LONDON: A British woman whose husband secretly masturbated a lot has called for a change in law since sperm is a 'marital asset' and wants husband to obtain the wife's consent before the husband can ejaculate. The Surrey-based woman has not been named in the Daily Mail, but she reportedly fears that … [Read more...]

Prince Harry’s dilemma: to be or not to be

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LOS ANGELES: Britain's Prince Harry has reportedly been offered $10 million to star in aporn film. The British royal is being lined to appear in an adult movie called 'The Trouble With Harry' based on his naked antics in Las Vegas last weekend, reported TMZ online. Vivid Entertainment's Steve … [Read more...]

British Prime Minister wants to make Bollywood dance an Olympic sport

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LONDON: Flush with pride at Team GB winning a record number of medals at the ongoing Olympics, Prime Minister David Cameron on Friday claimed that schools were spending two hours on 'Indian dance' ,  and he wants to promote more dancing in schools. Indian dance - better known here as Bollywood … [Read more...]

Indian Olympic Squad promises to win more medals than Pakistan

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London: The Indian Olympic squad has had a dismal run at the 2012 Olympics so far. The only silver lining has been a bronze medal performance by Gagan Narang in the men's 10m air rifle shooting event. There were high hopes from the Indian Hockey team but the team refuses to learn from … [Read more...]

Tendulkar buys 2nd BMW, Sushil Kumar (Olympic wrestler) gets loan to buy motorbike

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Cricket sensation Sachin Tendulkar unveiled the all-new BMW 3 series sedan in petrol and diesel variants priced between Rs.28.90 lakh and Rs.37.90 lakh (All India ex-showroom) recently in Mumbai. Stating that BMW cars have been one of his passions from early days, Tendulkar said, "I drove … [Read more...]

Olympic ‘Mystery woman’ intrusion due to large Indian entourage of official’s relatives says LGOC

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LONDON: A day after India's angry protest over an unidentified lady gatecrashing into the contingent's march past at the Opening Ceremony,London Games Organising Committee Chief Sebastian Coe today said that the " mystery woman" was just a cast member of the gala show and there was no … [Read more...]

Olympic Boxer Vijender inspired by Gandhi; to offer second cheek

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London: India`s star boxer Vijender Singh, a bronze medallist in the Beijing Games, read an autobiography of Mahatma Gandhi on his flight to London for the 2012 Olympics. The boxer is reported to be so inspired by the leader and his thoughts, that he plans to put his principles into practice during … [Read more...]

Hours before London Olympics, Team India ecstatic over magical boxing kits

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With only a few hours to go for the 2012 London Olympics, India's strongest and largest contingent at any Games in history, is facing a very, well, Indian dilemma. Instead of priming themselves to get in the 'zone' as their respective events draw near, a number of top medal hopefuls are excited … [Read more...]

Bollywood should be called ” Bhartiya Chalchitra” says Amitabh Bachchan

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London: I don't like this word ( Bollywood) which describes the Indian film industry. Cinema was almost looked upon as infra dig, parents used to go and vet a film before we were allowed to get inside a theatre. Cinema in general was held as an institution where children from good families were not … [Read more...]

Nigerian man raped by 5 jealous wives

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London: A  71 year old wealthy Nigerian businessman was 'raped' by five of his wives because he was paying too much attention to the sixth one. Uroko Onoja from Ogbadibo was having sex with his youngest wife when the remaining five reportedly set upon him with knives and sticks and demanded him to … [Read more...]

Kim Kardashian banned from traveling to India

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Bangalore : Kim Kardashian  has been slapped with a Public Interest Litigation filed  by activist Sumit Kejriwal after Kim made a statement about calling “ Indian food disgusting”. Kim Kardashian has told her family that she thinks Indian food is “disgusting”. The 31-year-old socialite … [Read more...]

Barclays celebrates insignificant fine.. Bollinger feels pressure!

Barclays bankers celebrate after they were fined only £290 million for fixing the LIBOR rate for years.  They were jubilant when they discovered that the fine was equal to the profit they make in about 10 days. The LIBOR is the London Inter Bank Offer Rate which is supposed to be determined by … [Read more...]

Research found that MBA from a top school lowers your sex drive

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London: Just about all the applicants to top business schools in the world believe that’s the case. Otherwise, they wouldn’t quit their jobs and attend a prestigious school in a two-year MBA program that costs hundreds of thousandof dollars. Aside from such vague macro data, however, there’s … [Read more...]

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