Pilot’s kachori cravings delay Air India flight

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An Air India pilot faces suspension after she defied orders to switch her scheduled direct flight from Mumbai to Delhi. The pilot, Capt Smriti Trehan, insisted on flying via Jaipur causing delays and inconvenience to the passengers. The Elefunt reporters found out that the pilot wanted to fly via … [Read more...]

Another Rap on Delhi Bus

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New Delhi: As the city and country is still protesting the grotesque  rape of a 23 year old woman, news of another rap on a city bus hit the headlines. The new incident was reported on a Delhi city bus that was headed from Noida to Ghaziabad. The horrible rap act was performed by a gang of Medical … [Read more...]

Delhi Police says sexual assault numbers under control, unless you count rapes

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Delhi —The Delhi Police reported last week that incidences of sexual violence in 2012 have plummeted to record lows, that is, if one excludes the rape in the capital. "Thanks to the tireless efforts of  police officers, women are less likely to be mildly sexually assaulted than ever before," … [Read more...]

Zimbabwe city residents synchronize toilet flush

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Zimbabwe — City authorities in Zimbabwe's second largest city said Saturday they were appealing to home owners to flush their toilets at a specified time as a way to unblock sewers after days of severe water rationing. Bulawayo City Council has asked its more than 1 million residents to flush … [Read more...]

Listening to Himesh Reshammiya linked to increased Ganja(Marijuana) use

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Warning: Nasal music may be hazardous to your health. It’s not just your hearing that’s at risk, according to a study published by the Journal of Social Studies. Teens and young adults who listen to HimeshReshammiya's nasal shrills for more than 30 min per day are almost twice as likely as … [Read more...]

Professional bitch slapper targeting Indian Politicians, Intelligence Bureau alert issued

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Delhi: In 2011, on November 23, Harvinder Singh first bitch slapped and kicked ex-telecom minister Sukhram at a Delhi court just after latter was sentenced to five years imprisonment in connection with the corruption case dating back to 1996. The incident had invited lot of media attention. On … [Read more...]

Indian Fans “NOT” gripped by Olympic fever

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Delhi: Ajay Maken ‘s Minister of sports  press conference, not broadcast on radio in case any listeners were driving vehicles or operating heavy machinery, delivered a blend of the predictable, disappointing speech that left pulse rates unaffected. Indian Olympic fan Rajesh Singh said: “I … [Read more...]

Ministry of External Affairs to publish weekly newsletter condemning Pakistan

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New Delhi The Indian ministry of external affairs announced an innovative way to condemn Pakistan for its support of terrorism and supporting activities in Kashmir and bordering areas. In a press conference hosted by the National Press Media symposium at the Delhi Golf club, Indian foreign … [Read more...]

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