Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins

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Cupertino: This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially,  the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO … [Read more...]

Ballmer shopping for black turtlenecks after stellar launch of Microsoft Stores

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After the stellar success of Microsoft Stores, with lines of faithful followers wrapping around the shopping malls for miles, the CEO is now heard to be shopping around for black turtlenecks. There are also rumors of an advertising blitz that will make fun of how uncool Apple was by copying … [Read more...]

Steve Jobs to be reincarnated

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Pune : About 40,0000 people took part in a ritual in Pune , India, so that Apple founder Steve Jobs could be reincarnated as Macbook for Lord Ganesha ( A.K.A The elephant god)  considered to be the holy grail of reincarnation. Pune Daily reported that Sunday's ceremony, which was organised by a … [Read more...]

Finally a Microsoft product that reflects its design philosophy!

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Redmond: Finally a Microsoft product that reflects its design philosophyz: This week Microsoft announced a product that ties closely to it's design philosophy.  Apple executives quiver in fear. Apple had always prided itself on how well thought through it's products are.  Jonathan Ives' had … [Read more...]

Apple’s Siri lacks sense of direction

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Cupertino: Siri, Apples new intelligent personal assistant and knowledge navigator has proved to be extremely popular amongst the millions of iPhone 4s users. However Siri and Apple were recently sued by a an angry Californian, Frank Fazio,  for providing wrong driving directions. Frank complained … [Read more...]

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