Pilot’s kachori cravings delay Air India flight

Kachori2

An Air India pilot faces suspension after she defied orders to switch her scheduled direct flight from Mumbai to Delhi. The pilot, Capt Smriti Trehan, insisted on flying via Jaipur causing delays and inconvenience to the passengers. The Elefunt reporters found out that the pilot wanted to fly via … [Read more...]

Another Rap on Delhi Bus

Bus1

New Delhi: As the city and country is still protesting the grotesque  rape of a 23 year old woman, news of another rap on a city bus hit the headlines. The new incident was reported on a Delhi city bus that was headed from Noida to Ghaziabad. The horrible rap act was performed by a gang of Medical … [Read more...]

Wealthy Indian spends $230,000 on a shirt made of GOLD to impress the ladies

wealthy indian

It is often said that money can't buy love. But trying telling that to a wealthy Indian man who splashed out $230,000 on a solid gold shirt in the hope it will attract female attention. Money-lender Datta Phuge 32, from Pimpri-Chinchwad, commissioned the shirt which took a team of 15 … [Read more...]

Delhi Police says sexual assault numbers under control, unless you count rapes

Map depicting recent instances of sexual assaults in the capital city

Delhi —The Delhi Police reported last week that incidences of sexual violence in 2012 have plummeted to record lows, that is, if one excludes the rape in the capital. "Thanks to the tireless efforts of  police officers, women are less likely to be mildly sexually assaulted than ever before," … [Read more...]

‘Mosquito god’ worshipped to ward off dengue in India

Angry_Mosquito_God

To ward off dengue and malaria fever, people in Jharkhand's Bokaro district are offering prayers to the 'mosquito god' to seek a shield against the life-threatening mosquito-borne diseases. A big mosquito statue was installed at Chas a day earlier and a procession organised Monday by devotees who … [Read more...]

Cops in India arrest kids for a question on Facebook

facebook-peoplerank

MUMBAI: The Maharashtra police have arrested a five-year-old child for allegedly making disparaging remarks about Spider-Man on Facebook. Apparently, the child posted a question on his wall: "There is no zipper in Spider-Man's suit. Where does he pee from?" Another child who liked the comment was … [Read more...]

Meat eaters are more likely to commit offences says Indian Education board texbook

kabab

NEW DELHI: Days after it was revealed that chowmein can lead to rape, a new textbook for Class VI says non-vegetarian "food causes you to easily cheat, tell lies, forget promises, be dishonest, steal and commit sex crimes". In other words, consuming non-veg turns you into a politician.  Apparently, … [Read more...]

India signs long term trash deal with Sweden

India Trash1

Stockholm: Believe it or not, Sweden has run out of trash and is looking to get more of it. Sweden's program of generating energy from garbage is wildly successful, but recently its success has also generated a surprising issue: There is simply not enough trash. Only 4 percent of Swedish garbage … [Read more...]

Terrorist Kasab down with dengue fever, mosquito to be felicitated

kinopoisk.ru

MUMBAI: Biryani-loving Pakistani terroristAjmal Kasab is said to be suffering from high-grade fever after being allegedly bitten by a mosquito. Sources say an inquiry has been ordered into how the mosquito managed to infiltrate the high-security prison.   However, the actions of the brave Aedes … [Read more...]

Cyclone Nilam hits Tamil Nadu, Marina Beach cleaned

Cyclone Nilam strikes Chennai: Before and After Images of Marina Beach

Chennai:  Cyclone Nilam crossed Chennai and made landfall at Mahabalipuram, south of the Tamil Nadu capital at about 4.30 pm today. Two people have been reported dead in storm-related incidents. One person died and six other members of an oil tanker's crew are feared missing, after their ship ran … [Read more...]

Zimbabwe city residents synchronize toilet flush

Toilets converted into a makeshift office space

Zimbabwe — City authorities in Zimbabwe's second largest city said Saturday they were appealing to home owners to flush their toilets at a specified time as a way to unblock sewers after days of severe water rationing. Bulawayo City Council has asked its more than 1 million residents to flush … [Read more...]

Chinese food linked with increased rapes in India : Possible ban in effect

Capture

CHANDIGARH: A khap panchayat in Haryana's Jind district has blamed consumption of chowmein behind the growing incidents of rapes in the state saying it leads to hormonal imbalance. "To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to such incidents. Chowmein leads to hormonal imbalance … [Read more...]

Indians shocked after going 2 days without a scam

ptg00465627

NEW DELHI: In a shocking development, India has gone a full 48 hours without a new scam being reported. There was an uproar in Parliament over the lethargy shown by the government in the field of corruption.  The leader of the opposition in the Lok Sabha said: "India is among the world's top … [Read more...]

Kismat Love Paisa Dilli – A Preview

Bollywood actor Oberoi poses with award for best negative role for the film Shootout at Lokhandwala during IIFA awards in Bangkok

In the fast paced world of Bollywood, where abbreviations are a common theme for long movie names (QSQT- Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, DDLJ-Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge etc.,) this movie acronym takes the cake!  Starring Vivek Oberoi, Mallika Sherawat and Anshuman Jha, the story revolves around 2 … [Read more...]

High Court orders Bars to show non-stop footage of Satyamev Jayate

Amir Khan's Satyamev Jayate

Allahabad: The Allahabad high court has ordered bars and pubs across the nation to air non-stop footage of "Satyamev Jayate". Satyamev Jayate is a popular show hosted by film star Aamir Khan and discusses various issues impacting the Indian society. In his recent episode Amit Khan focused on … [Read more...]

Indian Govt launches ambitious plan to cut Poverty in half by 2017

Poverty Distribution across Indian States

Delhi: The UPA government has decided to launch an ambitious plan to cut the National Poverty rate in half by 2017. The new scheme has been praised by the UN and world leaders including U.S President Obama. Poverty is widespread in India with almost a third of the worlds poor. According to … [Read more...]

Spelling Bee to create new category for South Asians

SB Contestants 1

The 85th Scripps National Spelling Bee competition ended on a familiar note as Snighda Nandipati, an eighth-grade student from San Diego, California, spelled G-U-E-T-A-P-E-N-S to become the fifth American youngster of south Asian origin to win the venerable competition in as many consecutive … [Read more...]

Mumbai’s famous Topaz bar opening dance bars in New Jersey & London

4810741639688438664_Org

London: In an interview with Reuters while in London as part of the South Asian Literature Festival, Leela Bai the spokesman for Topaz bar said that she met a number of people who are planning to launching the dance bars in UK and USA with Topaz's expertise. What is a dance bar? The dance bar … [Read more...]

Cipla and Ranbaxy team up to launch new Generic Tablet for Rs10/-

Generic tablet by Cipla and Ranbaxy

Hyderbad: Industry giants Cipla and Ranbaxy have teamed up to launch a new super-cheap Generic tablet in the market.  The announcement has generated a lot of interest in the tablet market especially due to the super low price of Rs 10 ($0.01). The announcement comes in wake of Microsoft announcing … [Read more...]

Right to Private Tuitions now a fundamental right

12

NEW DELHI: The Supreme Court's Thursday judgment bringing all schools, except the unaided minority institutions, within the ambit of the Right of Children to Free and Compulsory Education Act gave rise to an eventuality - teachers of all schools will be allowed to  private tutorials. The majority … [Read more...]

Mt. Everest height increasing 30″ per year

Cleanup efforts on Mt. Everest

Khatmandu: Scientists studying glaciers and its impacts on mountains have found that the worlds tallest peak, Mt. Everest, continues to grow by as much as 30" each year. Earlier surveys had found the mountain to be at 29,028 feet but this number was revised to 29,035 feet based on the survey … [Read more...]

Mamata blames UPA government for late Monsoons

Tansen rendering a magical performance in Emperor Akbar's court

The 2012 monsoons got off to a late start as the seasonal rains missed their June 1st deadline to cast first showers in the southern state of Kerala. Monsoons are critical for the nations agriculture and farming needs. Farming accounts for nearly 15% of the nations $2 Trillion economy. Mamata … [Read more...]

More Mobile phones in India than Toilets

More people have access to Mobile phones than Toilets

The latest Indian Census data for 2011 has confirmed that more Indians have access to mobile phones than toilets. The data highlights that while 53.2% of households have a mobile phone, only 46.9% Indians have toilets. According to the figures, 49.8% of the population defecate in open with a sheer … [Read more...]

Holy Spit: Miracle in Brindavan Colony

Images of the Holy Spit are now showing up all over Facebook and Twitter

Hyderabad: Hundreds of thousands of followers thronged to the Brindavan Colony in the Nizampeth area when news of a "Holy Split" spread across the area. Early morning commuters first noticed a this new spit form in a remote corner of a building. The news went viral after it was announced on the … [Read more...]

Brazilian model becomes a nun after watching a youtube video

images

Rio De Janeiro, Brazil: It took a mere You Tube video of an Indian boy proposing a girl to convert model Isabella Alexander into a nun. Isabella was traumatized after watching this proposal and was taken to hospital after which she renounced the worldly pleasures. Check out the following video … [Read more...]

Renowned Atheist turns into a God believer in 10 minutes

images

Jaipur: It took a mere 10 minutes of driving through Indian traffic to convert renowned Atheist Gabrielle Skrimnovski into a God believer. Gabrielle apparently jumped from the Rickshaw that he had rented and was last seen running away begging God for mercy. Check out the following video and let … [Read more...]

Indian Squatting officially declared National Passtime

The Indian Roadside Squatters

Kolkota:If you drive around any city in India you will first notice the chaos, traffic, pollution and non-stop honking of vehicles. But if you observe carefully, in between all this chaos, you will notice the calm and composed figures of the Indian Squatters. These individuals are known to assume … [Read more...]

Lokpal Bill: CBI now under Lokpal jurisdiction (with restrictions)

Pranab Mukherjee and Salman Khurshid addressing the media after making the historic announcement

Delhi: In a major win for the Team Anna camp, the UPA government finally caved in to political and public pressure and agreed to bring CBI under the Lokpal jurisdiction. However citing resource constraints the CBI will only investigate corruption and fraud cases only if the fraudulent amount of … [Read more...]

Work for Petrol scheme launched, by raising the price up by over Rs 7.50

Petrol_price_hike

NEW DELHI: By the time you read this, petrol price would have gone up by more than Rs 7.50 a litre across the country. This is the steepest-ever increase and came a day after Parliament's budget session ended and talked about the need for "difficult decisions". After adding state taxes, petrol … [Read more...]

Right to watch porn a fundamental right, says Supreme Court

Karnataka ministers caught on tape while watching porn in the parliament

NEW DELHI: The Supreme Court has broadened the ambit of right of life by supporting citizen's right to watch porn. "Watching porn is essential for a human being to maintain the delicate balance of health necessary for its very existence and survival. Porn is, therefore, a fundamental and … [Read more...]

Hadron Collider reveals God Particle

Hadron Collider yeilds God-particle - Rajnikanth

France: The European Organization for Nuclear Research made a major breakthrough by finally discovering the Higgs boson or God-Particle. The God-particle is a hypothetical elementary principle predicted by the Standard Model of particle physics. The Higgs field is a quantum field with a non-zero … [Read more...]

Kingfisher Crisis: Airline to recruit Mumbai bar girls to boost sales

Vijay Mallya launching his new airline

Mumbai:Reeling under economic pressure and after failing to secure government bailout to rescue the bleeding carrier, Kingfisher CEO and business tycoon Vijay Mallya announced that the airline will recruit Mumbai bar dance girls to attract new customers and rescue the airline from the current … [Read more...]

Cash strapped airlines look to “Railways” for inspiration

The Indian Railways: Operating at full capacity

Delhi: The cash-strapped Indian Airline industry is reportedly looking to the Indian Railways to turn their fortunes and move towards profitability. In recent times the Indian Airline industry has been hit hard with increasing fuel prices, depreciating Rupee and pilot and airline worker … [Read more...]

Holy man Chillum Baba leads followers across the Jamuna river

Kumbh-mela-1

Jamnotri: Famed Indian Holy man, Chillum (aka Hukka) Baba showcased his holy powers and discredited his critics as he led a large group of his followers across one of India's largest river, the Jamuna. For years Chillum Baba had claimed that he would one day lead his followers across the … [Read more...]

7 seater Bajrang stirs up the Indian Auto market

The New 7-seater, Eco-freindly and Fuel efficient Bajaj Bajrang

Mumbai: Faced with declining auto rickshaw sales and increasing competition, Bajaj Motors is planning to get back its mojo by announcing the first prototype for the worlds most fuel efficient, Eco-friendly 7-seater automobile, "Bajrang". With this announcement, Bajaj Motors has created a new class … [Read more...]

The great migration: Pak terrorists start annual migration across the Indian border

Arial view of the great migration

Kashmir Spring in Kashmir marks the beginning of an annual spectacle in the northern plains of the Himalayas. As the snow begins to thaw and spring flowers start to bloom in the high mountains, Pakistan based terrorists get ready to begin their annual migration across the border into the Indian … [Read more...]

Potholes to be named after politicians and leaders

Potholes1

Bangalore: "Roads may come and go but potholes are here to stay" is a popular saying in the city of Bangalore. Taking cue from this popular statement, leaders of the Karnataka Congress party have decided to name every pothole in the city after a politician or national leader. "Our leaders are the … [Read more...]

Wikileaks(India) struggles to find news that’s not already leaked

Wikileaks Founder - Julian Assange

Agra: After wreaking havoc in US and Europe, Wiki Leaks founder Julian Assange appears to have found his match in India. For months Wiki Leaks hackers have been trying hard to hack into Indian diplomatic news cables, secret services records to find sensational content that hasn't already been … [Read more...]

Anna Diet: New diet trend sweeps across India

Anna2

Mumbai:Anyone who's trying to quickly lose a few pounds might be interested trying the "Anna Diet" in weight loss.This diet comprises just breathing  when you are hungry combined with "I am Anna" chant to melt away all those kilos.The diet seems to involve cutting out most foods to loose weight … [Read more...]

Mumbai cops open “kiss-and-hug” hotline

Mumbai Police1

MUMBAI: Fueled by popular support by the shiv sena, the Mumbai police announced the opening of hotline to report any incident of kissing and hugging in public. Now, citizens can call a hotline number 2233333333, and report the indecent incedents with complete anonymity of any person kissing or … [Read more...]

Ancient Ruins reveal early Facebook Wall prototypes

Wall Posts submitted during ancient civilizations

Mysore: In a major discovery that could potentially raise concerns of copyright violations, the Indian archeological department has unearthed early remnants of Facebook wall prototypes. The discovery has created a buzz in media and law firms as they look to capitalize on this opportunity and the … [Read more...]

Ministry of External Affairs to publish weekly newsletter condemning Pakistan

SM Krishna

New Delhi The Indian ministry of external affairs announced an innovative way to condemn Pakistan for its support of terrorism and supporting activities in Kashmir and bordering areas. In a press conference hosted by the National Press Media symposium at the Delhi Golf club, Indian foreign … [Read more...]

Baby face Piyush Chawla included in Team India to counter Australian aggression

Piyush Chawla charms selectors with his cute baby face

Delhi: Out of form off-spinner Harbhajan Singh was on Saturday dropped while Rohit Sharma was recalled in India's Test squad for India's tour of Australia. The bowling attack will be spearheaded by Zaheer Khan who missed the England tour due to injury. Piyush Chawala was included in the team as … [Read more...]

Disclaimers, Terms and Conditions

TheElefunt.com is a satire news site – this means that all the stories are for entertainment and are not true. TheElefunt LLC. accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information – it is all made up and is not accurate. Refer to http://theelefunt.com/terms-and-conditions/ for our Terms and Conditions.
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 2,036 other followers