"Item Bhajans" are the new rave gripping Indian masses as they seek to attain karmic salvation together with Kareena, Katrina and alikes. Take a look. … [Read more...]
Indian Govt bans release of all films with music & jokes to protect everyone’s sentiments
January 31, 2013 By 3 Comments
Delhi : The government has gone ahead and banned the release of all films containing songs, dances and jokes in India, as they may offend some group of people or the other in different parts of the country. Hearing the news of the ban, most groups of extremists and religious fundamentalists in the … [Read more...]
Riya Sen doesnt like guys but gals
December 22, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Riya was spotted kissing a girl at a Mumbai nightclub last week. The identity of the young woman is not known. Incidentally this is not the first time that Miss Sen has been caught on the wrong foot. Earlier too her leaked MMS video with Ashmit Patel had created quite a controversy. A industry … [Read more...]
Happy Diwali !!!!
November 13, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Wishing all fans of TheElefunt a very Happy Diwali and a prosperous new year!!! … [Read more...]
Benny Lava Inducted in Crazy Lyrics Hall of Fame
October 26, 2012 By Leave a Comment
London: Benny Lava has been inducted in the top 100 crazy song lyrics of all time. The Youtube sensation featuring Prabhu Deva was awared this laurel in the 2012 Billboard Crazy Music award function at London's Opera House. Check out the lyrics and share your thoughts and comments. … [Read more...]
Delnaz Irani Promotes Movie ‘Lethal Commission’ in her Style
October 25, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Checkout The spicy cleavage show of Sexy desi Model and now Hollywood Actress Delnaz Irani. I’m sure In audience, don’t know much about this gorgeous chick, Well She is a new face in film industry, who has lots of Sexy Advertisements and albums. Now Delnaz Irani is promoting her upcoming … [Read more...]
Chinese food linked with increased rapes in India : Possible ban in effect
October 16, 2012 By 1 Comment
CHANDIGARH: A khap panchayat in Haryana's Jind district has blamed consumption of chowmein behind the growing incidents of rapes in the state saying it leads to hormonal imbalance. "To my understanding, consumption of fast food contributes to such incidents. Chowmein leads to hormonal imbalance … [Read more...]
The raunchiest music video of the year? Sex tape or Music Video?
October 11, 2012 By Leave a Comment
London: We bet there wasn't a party like this in the Big Brother house. CBB star Georgia Salpa and Made in Chelsea pair Spencer Matthews and Hugo Taylor star in the video for Clement Marfo and The Frontline's new song, Last Night. The reality television personalities looked slightly lost as the … [Read more...]
Florida man dies after winning cockroach-eating contest
October 10, 2012 By 1 Comment
Edward Archbold was, according to those who met him on Friday night, the life of the party – a bit of a showoff who was up for anything, even a giant cockroach-eating contest. He won. And then, tragically, he died. Now police from Deerfield Beach, Fla., about 40 miles north of Miami, are … [Read more...]
Bachelor sues club after stripper’s rough pole dance bursts his bladder
October 9, 2012 By Leave a Comment
A Pennsylvania man is suing a strip club after a rough pole dance ruptured his bladder during his bachelor party. A lawsuit filed last week says that in late November 2010 Patrick Gallagher, a resident of Lansdale, Pa., had been invited to lie on the stage at the Penthouse Club in Port Richmond, … [Read more...]
Pakistani model Tehmeena Afzal beats Poonam Pandey to appear on Playboy
October 5, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Beverly Hills: The compelling concept behind E.B. Rice’s 1912 Tarzan was not a story of some wino slumming in the woods. It was a cleverly packaged Eugenics ideal (Bio-Genetic Law had just been proposed) that a helpless child (of noble birth) could be introduced into a hostile environment, like an … [Read more...]
Indians shocked after going 2 days without a scam
October 4, 2012 By Leave a Comment
NEW DELHI: In a shocking development, India has gone a full 48 hours without a new scam being reported. There was an uproar in Parliament over the lethargy shown by the government in the field of corruption. The leader of the opposition in the Lok Sabha said: "India is among the world's top … [Read more...]
Teacher sues city, claims he was beaten up by first-grader; Lindsay Arrested
October 3, 2012 By Leave a Comment
New York, A NYC gym teacher and former college football player claims a first grade student fractured his ankle, injured his knee and forced him to go to a shrink for stress — even though the kid was only 50 pounds and in first grade. “It’s sort of like an angel-devil sort of thing,” … [Read more...]
Kismat Love Paisa Dilli – A Preview
October 2, 2012 By 1 Comment
In the fast paced world of Bollywood, where abbreviations are a common theme for long movie names (QSQT- Qayamat Se Qayamat Tak, DDLJ-Dilwale Dulhaniya Le Jaayenge etc.,) this movie acronym takes the cake! Starring Vivek Oberoi, Mallika Sherawat and Anshuman Jha, the story revolves around 2 … [Read more...]
Mobile Stripper Pole: The Ultimate entertainment
September 13, 2012 By Leave a Comment
From seedy clubs to your next football party, the stripper pole -- and let's just call it a dance pole -- has come a long way towards mainstream acceptance. Perhaps nothing is a greater testament to that trend than this portable stripper pole, first noticed by Boing Boing. The pole is a great way to … [Read more...]
Ben & Jerry’s Sues Porn Company
September 12, 2012 By Leave a Comment
NEW YORK -- Ben & Jerry's considers "Ben & Cherry's" in bad taste. The ice cream maker that introduced the flavors Schweddy Balls and Karamel Sutra sued the maker of "Ben & Cherry's" X-rated DVDs Wednesday, saying the "hardcore pornographic" films have smeared its reputation. The … [Read more...]
‘F-bomb,’ ‘sexting’ land in Merriam-Webster dictionary
September 11, 2012 By Leave a Comment
After apparently first landing in the late 1980s, "F-bomb" has finally left its mark in the newest edition of the Merriam-Webster's Collegiate Dictionary. The F-word derivative joins sexting, flexitarian, obesogenic, energy drink and life coach and 94 other new words included in the annual update, … [Read more...]
Togo women call sex strike to force president’s resignation
September 10, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Women in Togo have called a week-long sex striketo back their call for the resignation of the country's president, the Associated Press reports.The ban is supported by an opposition coalition of political parties, civic groups and movements in the west African nation. The coalition wants President … [Read more...]
Wife’s consent must for performing man’s bodily necessity in UK
September 1, 2012 By 2 Comments
LONDON: A British woman whose husband secretly masturbated a lot has called for a change in law since sperm is a 'marital asset' and wants husband to obtain the wife's consent before the husband can ejaculate. The Surrey-based woman has not been named in the Daily Mail, but she reportedly fears that … [Read more...]
Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins
August 31, 2012 By 1 Comment
Cupertino: This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially, the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO … [Read more...]
Salma Agha beats Himesh Reshammiya to covet the Nasal Crooning crown!
August 29, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Mumbai: The atmosphere was electric. The crowds were uncontrollable. The city of Mumbai was shut down except for excitement in a dilapidated area in Central Mumbai. An environment similar to a cricket match between India and Pakistan or the rerun of Ekta Kapoor’s Kyon Ki … [Read more...]
Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike forces taxi driver to have sex with her at knifepoint twice and stabs him…
August 29, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Romania: Once, twice fine, but a third time? Romanian taxi driver Nicolae Stan had the misfortune of being stabbed by a passenger who bore a uncanny likeness to actress Angelina Jolie after he refused to satisfy her demands for sex. Having picked up 30 year old Luminita Perijoc the woman insisted … [Read more...]
Prince Harry’s dilemma: to be or not to be
August 26, 2012 By Leave a Comment
LOS ANGELES: Britain's Prince Harry has reportedly been offered $10 million to star in aporn film. The British royal is being lined to appear in an adult movie called 'The Trouble With Harry' based on his naked antics in Las Vegas last weekend, reported TMZ online. Vivid Entertainment's Steve … [Read more...]
CBI plans to investigate wardrobe malfuntion accident at a Mumbai theatre
August 23, 2012 By 1 Comment
Mumbai : The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI) has started an inquiry into the wardrobe malfunction accident that have left Mumbai theater goers traumatized and left some of them hospitalized. All of this happened during the staging of the controversial play Begum Sahiba starring Rahul Roy and … [Read more...]
Tete a tete with Shobha De
August 21, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Recently I attended a book signing event of an individual who is considered a nuisance in the Bollywood industry- Shobha De. Shobha decided to share some insights about her new edition- an erotic thriller, which has left 90% of Asia's female population wanting for more! Shobha managed to … [Read more...]
Dhoni the richest cricketer may adopt Indian hockey team
August 20, 2012 By 1 Comment
Zharkhand: Indian Cricket team captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni has upped the likes of 'Sprint King' Usain Bolt, tennis ace Novak Djokovic and teammate Sachin Tendulkar in the latest list of world's 100 richest sports persons, released by the Forbes magazine. According to the list, Dhoni is ranked … [Read more...]
British Prime Minister wants to make Bollywood dance an Olympic sport
August 10, 2012 By Leave a Comment
LONDON: Flush with pride at Team GB winning a record number of medals at the ongoing Olympics, Prime Minister David Cameron on Friday claimed that schools were spending two hours on 'Indian dance' , and he wants to promote more dancing in schools. Indian dance - better known here as Bollywood … [Read more...]
Do your duty, get some booty, Singapore tells citizens
August 8, 2012 By 1 Comment
Countries faced with declining birth rates typically promote immigration or provide financial incentives. Then there’s the Government of Singapore, which is holding a “National Night” of sex – a campaign to encourage citizens to make babies. The Aug. 9 public holiday commemorates the … [Read more...]
Indian Olympic Squad promises to win more medals than Pakistan
August 4, 2012 By 1 Comment
London: The Indian Olympic squad has had a dismal run at the 2012 Olympics so far. The only silver lining has been a bronze medal performance by Gagan Narang in the men's 10m air rifle shooting event. There were high hopes from the Indian Hockey team but the team refuses to learn from … [Read more...]
Words with Friends recognized as official Olympic event
August 3, 2012 By 1 Comment
London: The 2016 Olympics will feature a new category of sports, "Online Gaming". The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially recognized "Words with Friends" and "Farmville" as official sporting events in the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio De Janeiro. The decision to include the … [Read more...]
Bhangra Party at home minister’s bungalow causes the largest power outage in India
July 31, 2012 By 2 Comments
Delhi: Power began to flicker on late Monday morning, hours after a major power outage struck simultaneously across dozens of cities in the northern India. By 11 p.m. in multiple states, power has not been restored to about 67 crore people, a spokeswoman for power department said. It was unclear … [Read more...]
Olympic ‘Mystery woman’ intrusion due to large Indian entourage of official’s relatives says LGOC
July 29, 2012 By Leave a Comment
LONDON: A day after India's angry protest over an unidentified lady gatecrashing into the contingent's march past at the Opening Ceremony,London Games Organising Committee Chief Sebastian Coe today said that the " mystery woman" was just a cast member of the gala show and there was no … [Read more...]
Bollywood should be called ” Bhartiya Chalchitra” says Amitabh Bachchan
July 27, 2012 By Leave a Comment
London: I don't like this word ( Bollywood) which describes the Indian film industry. Cinema was almost looked upon as infra dig, parents used to go and vet a film before we were allowed to get inside a theatre. Cinema in general was held as an institution where children from good families were not … [Read more...]
Sherlyn Chopra demands Bharat Ratna, Poonam Pande Nobel Peace prize
July 21, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Internet sensation Sherlyn Chopra, who has recently posed nude for the adult lad mag Playboy, is riding high on her newfound success. After demanding the greatest Indian honour - Bharat Ratna and claiming that her father would have been very proud of her work, the desi strip queen is now wanting to … [Read more...]
Veena Malik to be deported to Pakistan; Millions follow
July 20, 2012 By 1 Comment
New Delhi: The Swiss embassy in New Delhi was shutdown after it was swamped with millions of Indians demanding immediate deportation to Switzerland. The deportation craze took off after Veena Mailk, the Pakistani actress based in Mumbai India, declared her support for the Pakistan Cricket … [Read more...]
Bollywood Star Sherlyn Chopra to live with Hugh Hefner in Playboy mansion
July 12, 2012 By 2 Comments
Los Angeles: 28 year-old Sherlyn Chopra who Hef has requested to move into the Playboy Mansion will comes as a shock to Hefner's other girlfriends who this week confirmed that he is looking for a change in his life. The veteran bachelor has admitted he's considering making the Sherlyn his new … [Read more...]
PeeCee extends “olive branch” to Kareena Kapoor in the form of Jute Bag
July 12, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Mumbai: Having had major differences with key personalities like Gauri Khan, Karan Johar, Kareena Kapoor (Bebo), Deepika Padukone, Vidya Balan, as well as an in-flight brawl with a random airline passenger, Priyanka Chopra (PeeCee) has finally decided to mend her ways. Says PeeCee, “While … [Read more...]
I’m not Fat, I’m Big Boned!
July 9, 2012 By 3 Comments
Mumbai: While the parched city of Mumbai waited desperately for rains, HurricaneHansa learned that nearly 15 water tankers and rain machines were called to Film city studio. Suspecting that there was a huge fire, this ardent movie fan rushed to ensure that everyone was alright. While heaving a … [Read more...]
Raghu (from MTV Roadies) to appear on 1 Rupee note due to his striking resemblance with Gandhi
July 9, 2012 By Leave a Comment
THE Kolkata Mint is facing heavy criticism for its decision to put MTV roadies Raghu Ramalingam popularly known as Raghu Ram on the new 1 rupee note to be released later this year. He is rumored to be the reincarnation of Mahatma Gandhi. The MTV Roadies star, who is rumored to carry the Olympic … [Read more...]
Listening to Himesh Reshammiya linked to increased Ganja(Marijuana) use
July 7, 2012 By 2 Comments
Warning: Nasal music may be hazardous to your health. It’s not just your hearing that’s at risk, according to a study published by the Journal of Social Studies. Teens and young adults who listen to HimeshReshammiya's nasal shrills for more than 30 min per day are almost twice as likely as … [Read more...]
Like TheElefunt’s Facebook page to enter to win a free iPad 3
July 6, 2012 By Leave a Comment
TheElefunt.com is announcing the launch of its “TheElefunt iPad 3 Giveaway” contest coinciding with the release of their newest redesign. The contest will allow entrants the chance to win an iPad 3. How to Enter “TheElefunt iPad 3 Giveaway” Log onto TheElefunt.com Facebook page and click … [Read more...]
God Particle scientist accept Poonam Pandey’s challenge to find “G-Spot”
July 5, 2012 By Leave a Comment
GENEVA:Scientists at Europe's CERN research centre have accepted Poonam Pandey's challenge to search for the elusive G-Spot. The new search project is code-named as "G particle" . See details about Poonam's challenge to the CERN scientists @ … [Read more...]
Mumbai’s famous Topaz bar opening dance bars in New Jersey & London
July 4, 2012 By 1 Comment
London: In an interview with Reuters while in London as part of the South Asian Literature Festival, Leela Bai the spokesman for Topaz bar said that she met a number of people who are planning to launching the dance bars in UK and USA with Topaz's expertise. What is a dance bar? The dance bar … [Read more...]
Kim Kardashian banned from traveling to India
July 4, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Bangalore : Kim Kardashian has been slapped with a Public Interest Litigation filed by activist Sumit Kejriwal after Kim made a statement about calling “ Indian food disgusting”. Kim Kardashian has told her family that she thinks Indian food is “disgusting”. The 31-year-old socialite … [Read more...]
Rakhi Sawant threatens suicide over increase service taxes on Bollywood actors
July 3, 2012 By 1 Comment
Mumbai: Mumbai Police is probing a report that more than 73 actors at the Filmistan Studio in Goregaon threatened a mass suicide orchestrated by Rakhi Sawant earlier this month over an increase in 12% service tax from July 1st 2012 on their earnings from acting assignments and endorsements. The … [Read more...]
Gangs of Wasseypur- A Review
July 2, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Mumbai: HurricaneHansa happened to catch the matinee show of this dreadful movie. The story - A mafia in Bihar involved in coal mining. The movie starts and ends with haphazard shots fired from semi-automatic or maybe automatic (only God knows the difference) weapons. Gone are the good old days … [Read more...]
Bappi Lahiri’s amazing weight Loss – 12 Kgs in one week
June 25, 2012 By 28 Comments
Mumbai: Singer, composer and India's original disco king Bappi Lahiri was the talk of the town in Bollywood Gossip circles with his amazing weight loss. The well rounded singer finally took it upon himself to get his weight under check after rendering his latest hit in "The Dirty … [Read more...]
Anu Malik- My Glass is Always Half Full
June 23, 2012 By Leave a Comment
Mumbai: As I stood outside Mantralaya for coverage of its blazing fire, I noticed Anu Malik standing outside and staring in dismay. A mockery as a music composer, Anu had filed for permission to open a state of the art music studio in the heart of … [Read more...]
