Samsung Pays Apple $1 Billion Sending 30 Trucks Full of 5 Cents Coins

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Cupertino: This morning more than 30 trucks filled with 5-cent coins arrived at Apple’s headquarters in California. Initially,  the security company that protects the facility said the trucks were in the wrong place, but minutes later, Tim Cook (Apple CEO) received a call from Samsung CEO … [Read more...]

Salma Agha beats Himesh Reshammiya to covet the Nasal Crooning crown!

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          Mumbai: The atmosphere was electric. The crowds were uncontrollable. The city of Mumbai was shut down except for excitement in a dilapidated area in Central Mumbai.  An environment similar to a cricket match between India and Pakistan or the rerun of Ekta Kapoor’s Kyon Ki … [Read more...]

Sex-crazed Angelina Jolie lookalike forces taxi driver to have sex with her at knifepoint twice and stabs him…

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Romania: Once, twice fine, but a third time? Romanian taxi driver Nicolae Stan had the misfortune of being stabbed by a passenger who bore a uncanny likeness to actress Angelina Jolie after he refused to satisfy her demands for sex.  Having picked up 30 year old Luminita Perijoc the woman insisted … [Read more...]

Prince Harry’s dilemma: to be or not to be

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LOS ANGELES: Britain's Prince Harry has reportedly been offered $10 million to star in aporn film. The British royal is being lined to appear in an adult movie called 'The Trouble With Harry' based on his naked antics in Las Vegas last weekend, reported TMZ online. Vivid Entertainment's Steve … [Read more...]

CBI plans to investigate wardrobe malfuntion accident at a Mumbai theatre

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Mumbai : The Central Bureau of Investigation (CBI)  has started an inquiry into the wardrobe malfunction accident that have left Mumbai theater goers traumatized and left some of them hospitalized. All of this happened during the staging of the controversial play Begum Sahiba starring Rahul Roy and … [Read more...]

Tete a tete with Shobha De

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Recently I attended a book signing event of an individual who is considered a nuisance in the Bollywood industry- Shobha De. Shobha decided to share some insights about her new edition- an erotic thriller, which has left 90% of  Asia's female population wanting for more! Shobha managed to … [Read more...]

Dhoni the richest cricketer may adopt Indian hockey team

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Zharkhand: Indian Cricket team captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni has upped the likes of  'Sprint King'  Usain Bolt, tennis ace Novak Djokovic and teammate Sachin Tendulkar in the latest list of world's 100 richest sports persons, released by the Forbes magazine. According to the list, Dhoni is ranked … [Read more...]

Real Life Chuck Norris (aka Rajanikanth)

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British Prime Minister wants to make Bollywood dance an Olympic sport

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LONDON: Flush with pride at Team GB winning a record number of medals at the ongoing Olympics, Prime Minister David Cameron on Friday claimed that schools were spending two hours on 'Indian dance' ,  and he wants to promote more dancing in schools. Indian dance - better known here as Bollywood … [Read more...]

Do your duty, get some booty, Singapore tells citizens

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Countries faced with declining birth rates typically promote immigration or provide financial incentives. Then there’s the Government of Singapore, which is holding a “National Night” of sex – a campaign to encourage citizens to make babies. The Aug. 9 public holiday commemorates the … [Read more...]

Indian Olympic Squad promises to win more medals than Pakistan

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London: The Indian Olympic squad has had a dismal run at the 2012 Olympics so far. The only silver lining has been a bronze medal performance by Gagan Narang in the men's 10m air rifle shooting event. There were high hopes from the Indian Hockey team but the team refuses to learn from … [Read more...]

Words with Friends recognized as official Olympic event

Words with friends has had a number of celebrity players, including Chris Johnson (running back), John Mayer, Rainn Wilson, Terrell Owens, Eliza Dushku, Al Roker, and Boston Red Sox teammates Adrian Gonzalez and Dustin Pedroia.Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt were quoted as saying they play Words with Friends together every day.

London: The 2016 Olympics will feature a new category of sports, "Online Gaming". The International Olympic Committee (IOC) has officially recognized "Words with Friends" and "Farmville" as official sporting events in the 2016 Summer Olympics in Rio De Janeiro. The decision to include the … [Read more...]

Tendulkar buys 2nd BMW, Sushil Kumar (Olympic wrestler) gets loan to buy motorbike

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Cricket sensation Sachin Tendulkar unveiled the all-new BMW 3 series sedan in petrol and diesel variants priced between Rs.28.90 lakh and Rs.37.90 lakh (All India ex-showroom) recently in Mumbai. Stating that BMW cars have been one of his passions from early days, Tendulkar said, "I drove … [Read more...]

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