NYC asks Amazing Spiderman to pay for cleanup

New York: The friendly neighborhood Spiderman was greeted with a not-so-friendly bill from the city authorities to cleanup all the webs that were left behind after the super hero was done fighting with the Green Goblin and Octopus Man. Spiderman has been busy shooting for his latest sequel “The Amazing Spiderman” in NYC.

The city has been struggling with financial woes due to the slowing economy and falling home prices. NYC sanitation department spokesman Herbert Schills told new reporters that cleaning up after Spiderman costs the city anywhere from $1.3 to $2.7 million each year. The city has to hire a special crew of dare-devil window cleaners to remove all the webs left dangling off the high rise buildings in the city.

The city has also requested the superhero to cut back on his use of webs and avoid recreational swinging across the city skyline. The ongoing financial crisis is expected to bring more austerity measures on the city.

 

About these ads

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s

Disclaimers, Terms and Conditions

TheElefunt.com is a satire news site – this means that all the stories are for entertainment and are not true. TheElefunt LLC. accepts no responsibility for the accuracy or otherwise of this information – it is all made up and is not accurate. Refer to http://theelefunt.com/terms-and-conditions/ for our Terms and Conditions.
Follow

Get every new post delivered to your Inbox.

Join 2,036 other followers

%d bloggers like this: