Veena Malik to be deported to Pakistan; Millions follow

New Delhi:  The Swiss embassy in New Delhi was shutdown after it was swamped with millions of Indians demanding immediate deportation to Switzerland.

Veena Mailk Strikes a pose

The deportation craze took off after Veena Mailk, the Pakistani actress based in Mumbai India, declared her support for the Pakistan Cricket Team. Indian Officials and members of the BCCI condemned Veena Malik and issued an order to

deport her to Pakistan. BCCI spokesman Shyam Sundar talked to reporters and said, “This kind of behavior will not be tolerated in India. If you support Pakistan Cricket you must live in Pakistan”. Indian Sports Minister Ajay Maken, aslo backed the motion and declared that the Sports ministry will send Veena back to Pakistan in a special chartered airline. Officials from the sports ministry would accompany Veena to oversee her transition.

As news broke out, millions of Indians who just witnessed Roger Federer win his 8th Wimbledon final rushed to the Swiss Embassy and demanded that they be deported to Switzerland on the same grounds. “We are die hard Roger Federer fans. We have and will always support Roger and Switzerland. If Veena can be deported to Pakistan we should be deported to Switzerland”, the angry mobs demanded.

Overwhelmed Swiss authorities have temporarily shut down the embassy and were not available for immediate comments.

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