McDonald’s is furious at the spurious claims made by the physicists at CERN that the newly discovered “God” particle confers the property of mass to matter. ”Pfffft..we’ve been ‘conferring mass’ to matter since 1940!” was the official response to the brouhaha from CERN.
McDonalds plans to sue the scientific community for damages, or at least the rights to use the terms “Higgs Boson” in their menu. Anonymous sources say that the marketing pundits at McD’s is conjuring mouth watering menu items like “Happy Higgy Meal” and “Big Boson Mac”.
