After the stellar success of Microsoft Stores, with lines of faithful followers wrapping around the shopping malls for miles, the CEO is now heard to be shopping around for black turtlenecks. There are also rumors of an advertising blitz that will make fun of how uncool Apple was by copying Microsoft’s idea of upscale retail stores in posh neighborhoods many years before Microsoft could roll these stores out. Investment Analysts in Goldman Sucks and JP Murugan downgraded Apple stock to crap status.
Ballmer shopping for black turtlenecks after stellar launch of Microsoft Stores
July 12, 2012 By 4 Comments