GENEVA:Scientists at Europe‘s CERN research centre have accepted Poonam Pandey’s challenge to search for the elusive G-Spot. The new search project is code-named as “G particle” . See details about Poonam’s challenge to the CERN scientists @ http://www.hindustantimes.com/Entertainment/Tabloid/Find-the-G-Spot-Poonam-Pandey-to-God-particle-scientists/Article1-883662.aspx
“We have reached a milestone in our understanding of nature,” CERN director general Rolf Heuer told a gathering of scientists and the world’s media near Geneva on Wednesday. “The obvious next step is to initiate the discovery of a G- spot that opens up the way to more detailed studies, requiring larger statistics, which will pin down the new particle’s properties, and is likely to shed light on orgasms, the universal truth”. But addressing scientists assembled in the CERN auditorium, Heuer posed them a question: “As a layman, I would say I think what will we do if we find the G – spot. Would you agree that it will change lives forever?” A roar of applause said they did.
“It is very satisfying,” Poonam told Reuters. “For me personally it’s just the confirmation of something I have been trying to discover since last 5 years,” she said of the goal of the thousands who will labor on the practical experimental work for this discovery.
“I had no expectation that I would still be alive if it happens,” she said of the speed with which the scientist could discover evidence of the G-spot. She has also agreed to be the test subject for this experiment.
The videos of Poonam ‘s G-Spot tests will be made available to the larger audience promised the CERN director.
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