Betting on Poonam Pandey’s next move

Mumbai: As the 2012 IPL betting season winds down, betting tycoons plan to keep the excitement rolling by venturing into new and creative areas. The rumor mills are running feverish with the next anticipated moves for Poonam Pandey also known as “entertainer of the year”.  Here are some of the top contenders based on the research conducted by our field reporter “Hurricanehansa” :

1) Archies Greetings spokesman has revealed that Poonam’s abilities to connect with masses make her a natural for writing cards that will appeal to all ages. Poonam has always been fascinated by feelings and how people express them and is known to be a “well rounded” expressionist.

2) MTV roadies are in talks with Poonam to be a judge on a new secret show that is in works. It seems they are either discussing possible story  lines or there is going to be whole new concept around around selling bikinis leveraging social media.

3) Baba Ramdev and Anna Hazare have also approached Poonam to rally people because of  her innate ability to connect with people using her keen intellect and/or physical attributes.

4) There are also rumors around her wedding with a Korean electronics (one of Samsung’s bosses) tycoon. This move will consolidate her position in tablets and smartphones and allow her expand her presence beyond LCD/LEDs.

P.S. Is it just us, or is her hair a bit um, devilish in this photo?

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